We polled the office and compiled the best (or least worst) jokes just for your eyes only.
At what elevation is your vision the best? See Level.
What did the eyeball say to the eyelid? "I wish you wouldn't keep me in the dark!"
Woman 1: “I used to date a man with a lazy eye.” Woman 2: “Why did you stop?” Woman 1: “He was seeing someone on the side.”
How are your eye doctor and your teacher the same? They both spend their days testing pupils!
Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind? It hit him right out of the purple!
Why is our staff so amazing? They were all bright pupils!
Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses? It lost all of its contacts.
Where is the eye located? Between the H and the J.
Where does bad light end up? In Prism!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the eyeball stop rolling down the hill? It lost its vision!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
Is your eye doctor hilarious? Yes, because she likes her jokes corne-a.
What did the eyeball say to the eyelid? "I wish you wouldn't keep me in the dark!"
Woman 1: “I used to date a man with a lazy eye.” Woman 2: “Why did you stop?” Woman 1: “He was seeing someone on the side.”
How are your eye doctor and your teacher the same? They both spend their days testing pupils!
Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind? It hit him right out of the purple!
Why is our staff so amazing? They were all bright pupils!
Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses? It lost all of its contacts.
Where is the eye located? Between the H and the J.
Where does bad light end up? In Prism!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the eyeball stop rolling down the hill? It lost its vision!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
Is your eye doctor hilarious? Yes, because she likes her jokes corne-a.